7 November 2009 10:58 AM, PST | Fangoria | See recent Fangoria news »
Texas Vibrator Massacre is about the movie you'd expect from Rob Rotten, who previously directed Porn Of The Dead. This time we're treated to a family of redneck killers instead of zombies, with the killing taking place between uninspired hardcore sex scenes. I expected the movie to toss up some chuckles in between some softcore scenes and fall into the DVD library somewhere between Playmate Of The Apes and The Witches Of Breastwick. As it turns out, I'm nowhere near that lucky.
The basic set-up hits all of the cliché horror premise hooks. A group of friends take a wrong turn during a road trip in rural Texas, run afoul of said family of rednecks, and engage in various sex acts before being killed/mutilated/stabbed/etc. All of the gore, with one exception, takes place after the sex, which is a relief. The one exception, a scene in which »
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