Tragically, the sharks eventually died of alcohol poisoning.
It was a given that Syfy's Jersey Shore Shark Attack would be a bad movie, but the question is ... is it a good bad movie? Surprisingly, yes, for the most part.
Thanks to a game cast, appropriately dumb dialogue, and some astoundingly bad special effects, it ends up trashy fun ... until it eventually wears out its welcome.
Jeremy Luc as "The Complication"
Things get off to an eye-rolling start as we meet the lead characters, the excruciatingly named The Complication (Jeremy Luc), Nooki ( Melissa Molinaro), Pauly Balzac (Daniel Booko), and Donnie (played by Joey Russo, who mugged Meg Foster for her eyes).
Fortunately, the level of satire rises a notch after that cringe-inducing roll call.
The Guidos get into the typical Jersey Shore shenanigans (they're after A.S.S. "Alcohol, Sun, Sex"), but because this is family-friendly Syfy, it stays at a »
Similar News ItemsDebbie Gibson
- Debbie Gibson Dishes on Close Encounters With Princess Diana, Michael Jackson (From Us Weekly. 10 April 2015, 11:04 AM, PDT)
- Classroom Chaos: Top Ten High School Outsiders (From SoundOnSight. 23 February 2015, 6:11 AM, PST)
- '90210' Alum Trevor Donovan to Star in Amish Drama ‘Love Finds You in Charm’ (Exclusive) (From The Wrap. 27 October 2014, 5:03 PM, PDT)
"Days of Our Lives" (1965)
- X-Men: Apocalypse: Climax will forever change the X-Men universe, says Simon Kinberg (From Digital Spy - Movie News. 24 April 2015, 3:20 PM, PDT)
- TVLine Items: ER Doc Meets the Dome, Luke/Laura Reunion and More (From TVLine.com. 24 April 2015, 1:23 PM, PDT)
- Daytime Emmys 2015: Soap Showrunners Submit Most Emotional Episodes (From Variety - TV News. 24 April 2015, 10:00 AM, PDT)
- Ten Best: Reasons to watch Superfast! (From Blogomatic3000. 2 April 2015, 10:37 AM, PDT)
- Win Superfast! On DVD! (From Obsessed with Film. 2 April 2015, 2:00 AM, PDT)
- Competition: Win Fast & Furious spoof ‘Superfast!’ on DVD (From Blogomatic3000. 26 March 2015, 3:52 AM, PDT)