The Muppets (2011) Poster

(2011)

Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf, Kermit Moopet

Quotes 

  • [Waldorf finishes explaining the contract] 

    Statler : If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point.

    Waldorf : I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death.

    Statler : You mean half the audience is still alive?

  • Statler : I always dreamed we'd be back here.

    Waldorf : Dreams? Those were nightmares!

  • [from trailer] 

    Statler : Is this movie in 3-D?

    Waldorf : Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!

  • Statler : [the door opens]  There, now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.

    Waldorf : Or so we've been 'toad'.

    [Statler and Waldorf chuckle] 

  • Statler : [the door opens, Statler, Waldorf, Uncle Deadly, Bobo the Bear, and Tex Richman enter the room]  There, now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.

    Waldorf : Or so we've been 'toad'.

    [Statler and Waldorf chuckle] 

    Tex Richman : Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy.

    Uncle Deadly , Bobo : Mm-hmm.

    Tex Richman : And what better way to honor the Muppets than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum.

    [Walter gasps while hiding underneath a table] 

    Tex Richman : I think I'll call this room the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room".

    Uncle Deadly : Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.

    Bobo : Oh, that is lovely.

    Waldorf : Now, ahem, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract Kermit signed 30 years ago that contains...

    Tex Richman : The deed to this property.

    Waldorf : Exactly.

    Waldorf : Now, this contract is 100 percent iron-clad, with one minor exception: if the Muppets can raise the $10 million it would cost to buy the building before this contract expires, then they get their studio back.

    Statler : You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.

    Waldorf : Well, I hope so; otherwise I just bored the audience half to death.

    Statler : You mean half the audience is still alive?

    [Statler and Waldorf chuckle] 

    Waldorf : It's nice doing business with you.

    Statler : Yes, sir. Come on.

    Waldorf : Good-bye.

    Bobo : [to Uncle Deadly]  I love geriatric humor.

  • Mahna Mahna : [sings]  Mahna Mahna

    Tex Richman : You're breaking the law! I own that name!

    Snowth , Snowth : [the Snowths sing]  Doo-doo, do-do-doo, do-do do do do do doo.

    Gonzo : [with a bowling ball]  Hey guys, I think I finally worked out how to - Whoo-ha!

    [Gonzo throws the bowling ball and hits Tex Richman] 

    Fozzie Bear : 'Oil' bet that hurt.

    [Tex Richman starts laughing] 

    The Newsman : This just in: Richman gives back Muppet theater and name. Change of heart, nothing to do with head injury.

    Tex Richman : [sings]  Mahna Mahna

    Snowth , Snowth : [the Snowths sing]  Doo-doo, do-do-doo

See also

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