Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Robert Downey Jr.: Tony Stark, Iron Man
Peter Parker : So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark : You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
[reaches over Peter]
Peter Parker : [puts arm around Tony] Oh.
Tony Stark : That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.
Tony Stark : What if somebody had died? That's on you. What if you had died? That's on me. I don't need that guilt on my conscience. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker : For how long?
Tony Stark : For ever!
Peter Parker : I'm nothing without the suit!
Tony Stark : If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it.
Tony Stark : Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
Peter Parker : [in a car with Tony] So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark : Just don't do anything I WOULD do.
Tony Stark : And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do.
[Peter looks confused]
Tony Stark : There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
Peter Parker : Oh...
Tony Stark : Alright?
[reaches across Peter with his arm; Peter wraps his arms around him]
Tony Stark : That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you.
[opens Peter's door]
Tony Stark : All right, kid. Good luck out there.
Tony Stark : [after the boat incident] What if somebody had died?
Peter Parker : I was just trying to be like you.
Tony Stark : I wanted you to be better. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker : But I'm nothing without this suit!
Tony Stark : If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.
Tony Stark : Listen, I know school sucks. I know you want to save the world. But... you're not ready yet.
Tony Stark : Sorry I took your suit. I mean, you had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was the perfect sort of tough love moment that you needed, to urge you on, right? Don't you think? Let's just say it was. Look, you screwed the pooch hard. Big time. But then you did the right thing: you took the dog to the clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... alright, not my best analogy. I just wanted to mention that I think with a little more mentoring, you could be a real asset to the team. There's about 50 reporters behind that door, real ones, not bloggers, so when you're ready...
[Reveals the Iron Spider Armor]
Tony Stark : Why don't you try that on, and we'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man.
Peter Parker : Is everyone okay?
Tony Stark : No thanks to you.
Peter Parker : o thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here.
[Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he IS in fact there]
Tony Stark : I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh?