Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Poster

Tom Holland: Peter Parker, Spider-Man



  • Peter Parker : So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?

    Tony Stark : You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.

    [reaches over Peter] 

    Peter Parker : [puts arm around Tony]  Oh.

    Tony Stark : That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.

  • Tony Stark : What if somebody had died? That's on you. What if you had died? That's on me. I don't need that guilt on my conscience. I'm gonna need the suit back.

    Peter Parker : For how long?

    Tony Stark : For ever!

    Peter Parker : I'm nothing without the suit!

    Tony Stark : If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it.

  • Peter Parker : I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.

    Ned Leeds : But you are a kid.

    Peter Parker : Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.

  • [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks] 

    Spider-Man : Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell Hulk gives it away.

  • Mr. Delmar : [In Spanish]  His aunt is a beautiful Italian woman!

    Peter Parker : [In Spanish]  How's your daughter?

  • Peter Parker : I've got to go.

    Michelle : Where are you going?

    [Peter stares at her] 

    Michelle : What are you hiding Peter?

    [Peter still stares at her, not knowing what to say] 

    Michelle : [laughs]  I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.

  • [Peter's face is turning pale white, after finding out that Toomes is Liz's father] 

    Adrian Toomes : Hey, you up for some bourbon, some gin, rum?

    Spider-Man : I'm not old enough to drink.

    Adrian Toomes : Right answer.


  • Ned Leeds : [to Peter]  Can you summon an army of spiders?

    Peter Parker : No, man!

  • Spider-Man : I got you!

    Karen : This is your chance. Kiss her.

  • Peter Parker : I can't make it to the Decathlon next week. I have the Stark Internship.

    Abe : Oh, no.

    Michelle : Peter's not going to Nationals.

    Abe : Why not?

    Liz : Really, before Nationals?

    Michelle : Figures. He's already bailed out on marching band and robotics club.

    [Everyone looks at her] 

    Michelle : I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just super observant.

  • [from trailer] 

    Peter Parker : [in a car with Tony]  So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?

    Tony Stark : Just don't do anything I WOULD do.

    [Peter nods] 

    Tony Stark : And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do.

    [Peter looks confused] 

    Tony Stark : There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.

    Peter Parker : Oh...

    Tony Stark : Alright?

    [reaches across Peter with his arm; Peter wraps his arms around him] 

    Tony Stark : That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you.

    [opens Peter's door] 

    Tony Stark : All right, kid. Good luck out there.

  • Peter Parker : Spider-Man is not a party trick!

  • [from trailer] 

    Tony Stark : [after the boat incident]  What if somebody had died?

    Peter Parker : I was just trying to be like you.

    Tony Stark : I wanted you to be better. I'm gonna need the suit back.

    Peter Parker : But I'm nothing without this suit!

    Tony Stark : If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.

  • [from trailer] 

    Peter Parker : So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials, or an interview.

  • [Vulture's wings cut the building pillars surrounding Spider-Man] 

    Spider-Man : You missed! You didn't even hit me!

    Adrian Toomes : Yeah, but then again... I wasn't even trying to.

  • Adrian Toomes : Peter, you're young. You don't understand how the world works.

    Peter Parker : Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong!

    Adrian Toomes : How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower, or any of his little toys? Those people, Pete, those people up there, the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us, like you and me... they don't care about us. We build their roads and we fight all their wars and everything. They don't care about us. We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is. I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter.

    Peter Parker : Why are you telling me this?

    Adrian Toomes : 'Cause I want you to understand. And... I needed a little time to get her airborne.

    [Summons Vulture harness] 

  • Peter Parker : Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.

    Karen : Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?

    Peter Parker : Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!

    Karen : Activating Instant-Kill.

    Peter Parker : What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!

    Karen : Deactivating Instant-Kill.

    [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground] 

    Peter Parker : What the hell just happened?

    Karen : You jumped off a sign and landed on your face.

  • Adrian Toomes : [Turns a gun to Peter]  Does she know?

    Peter Parker : Know what?

    Adrian Toomes : So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I'll kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?

    Peter Parker : [Awkwardly]  Thank you.

    Adrian Toomes : You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.

  • [from trailer] 

    Peter Parker : [about Tony]  I'm just sick of him treating me like a kid all the time!

    Ned Leeds : But you are a kid!

  • Peter Parker : Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.

  • Street Vendor : Hey! You're that spider guy from TV!

    Spider-Man : Call me Spider-Man.

    Street Vendor : Ok, Spider-Man. Do a flip.

    [Spider-Man does a flip] 

    Street Vendor : YEAH!

  • Peter Parker : No, Spider-Man isn't a party trick! I'm just gonna be myself.

    Ned Leeds : Peter, nobody wants that!

  • Peter Parker : It is I, Thor, son of Odin!

  • Peter Parker : Is everyone okay?

    Tony Stark : No thanks to you.

    Peter Parker : o thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here.

    [Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he IS in fact there] 

    Tony Stark : I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh?

  • Adrian Toomes : [pulls up to a red traffic light]  That's terrible what happened down there in DC, though. Were you scared? I bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though, huh?

    Peter Parker : Yeah, well, I- I- I actually didn't go up. I saw it all from the ground. Pretty lucky that he was there that day.

    Adrian Toomes : [traffic light turns green]  Good old Spider-Man.

  • Spider-Man : [webs Davis's hand to his car]  's going to dissolve in two hours.

    Aaron Davis : No. No, no! You're going to fix this!

    Spider-Man : Two hours! You deserve that!

    Aaron Davis : I've got ice cream!

    Spider-Man : You're a criminal! Bye, Mr. Criminal!

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