The kids find a new thrill: league racing at Speed Demons Outdoor Racing. The kids from Kingshead Island dominate the sport where a custom go-kart costs a minimum of $1,000. Bob finds beer that perfectly pairs with his burgers: Teddy's Brewski. It is a home-brew and highly illegal. The kids talk wily Calvin Fischoeder out of an old bumper car for $3.00 and ask Critter and Mud Flap to help Belcher Racing with "donated" parts and mechanical genius. Linda is Al Capone with breasts...until Hugo and Ron visit the restaurant and threaten the Triple Smackdown. The kids choose the driver of #3 by tried and true method: Gene's hairy mole. Tina is not a happy water girl but Gene learns to be a Junior Gus in Training. Louise plots to win B League to grab a shot to race in the A League. Sasha of the Kingshead Island Speeders (KIS) asks Tina to drive a cool racer already qualified in A League, KIS #81. Is Tina really a "Belcher-dict Arnold" for driving KIS #81? If Louise wins a spot to compete ... Written by
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[to Tina when she decides to race for the Kingshead Island Speeders
How can you do that to us? You're like a Belcherdict-Arnold!
I was Team Belcher's best driver, but you didn't care if we won as long as you got to be the driver.
That's crazy. You're crazy. Get out of that jumpsuit, get your water bottle and get back in the pit.
I'm never going back to the pit unless the pit is a cool diner where teens hang out.
References My Fair Lady
Racing with the Road
Written by Loren Bouchard
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and Nora Smith
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